Hot New Toy For Christmas: Elmo Live

Apparently this will be the hot new toy this year; the Tickle Me Elmo of 2008.  Retail price is US$59.99 but you will not find one easily as it has already been sold out.  On E-Bay, sellers are trying to sell them for up to $265.  Here is a video that shows how annoying this bastard can be.

And for the (hopefully) small demographic whom likes Elmo porn, here is a picture of Elmo Live stripped down bare.  Yes, I feel ashamed for posting porn here and now I feel dirty.